Over 99691

Mo Demotivational Poster

BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!

TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.

GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...

TAGS: kitten humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm

caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am
Submit to Dig My Dog site

THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot

TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.

EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide

TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."

OPTIMISM - when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'm going straight to the graveyard to play the best game of whack-a-mole ever.

TAGS: whack a mole
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - March 15, 2013, 6:22 pm
Cheers Theo. =)
TheOne - March 13, 2013, 8:51 pm
Love it Crank. 5L.

THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means

TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


TAGS: humor
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

boston - July 23, 2012, 3:06 pm
Not impossible....Similar incident happened to a poor soul who fell down a flight of steel steps after misapproating several electronic item from several rooms in army barracks in Germany...
Airman - April 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
with over 100,000 motifakes out there, it's impossible. I actually made one a month ago that was a duplicate of one I made 2 years ago! part of the fun of getting old
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 8:35 pm

That's a beauty, Airman. I wonder~~should we go back and look at years and years of posters to avoid making a duplicate? I don't know about you, but I don't have that kind of time.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 4:19 pm
there's always 123973 from 16 months ago
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 3:51 pm

This news article is a generated one, not a real one, I'm sure.
Tarapin - April 5, 2012, 12:35 pm
Spypengen: I hope you're being sarcastic. Everyone involved knows exactly what happened, including anyone who reads the report in the future. This is more of a report. "Heh heh, got it falling down!"
inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:19 pm
Thats Awesome
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am
cover up something*
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:23 am
so the guy got a broken jaw broken leg missing teeth and multiple concusions from falling off the curb??? that sounds reasonable and not at all like the cop was trying to cove up somethin
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:20 pm

Ahem~~~you don't suppose the responding officers might have been ex-marines, do you? (grin)
JoannaBanana78 - March 31, 2012, 5:15 pm
I love it!!
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 10:55 am
Brilliant... "You mess with me; you mess with an entire army of WHOP-ASS" - mindset... =D

MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care

TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5

M o n s t e r s -

TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.

CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.

TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe

Demotivation -

ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.

TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.

~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.


TAGS: twilight moms
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Tycho124

jameswnash - January 25, 2011, 8:05 pm
and they say men are bad!
WhiteTiger225 - July 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Actor may be 23, but character portrayed is permanently 17. Just because your 4 year old hen*** loli's are voiced by a 30 year old woman, doesn't make them 30 :p
TintedTearz - February 12, 2010, 7:28 am
To be honest, they look around 30. And Robert Pattinson is 23... 7 years diffrence. Not that bad.
DillyRat - February 11, 2010, 4:58 pm
true...SAD...but true
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:18 am
Very true, we just wait that extra year.
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 7:02 am
lol So true! Great job. 5L for sure.
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 4:12 pm
I am posting this on my facebook... or something.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:52 pm
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
Ditto... +5
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:00 pm
Excellent poster dude, and as of 2 seconds ago, my wife has just laughed more at this poster than she has at all of mine put together. (Yeah, she and I are REAL freakin' soulmates, eh?)

Lawn Care -

TAGS: lawns matrimony a***ogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!

THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!

TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(

HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet

MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you

TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.

MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.

TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too



TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.58/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


TAGS: a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am
Good One !

1911 -

TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one

THE LION KING - True story.

THE INTERNET - It doesn't make people smarter. It just spreads stupidity faster.

TAGS: monkey see
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:08 pm
lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:41 pm
this summer on Britains Got Talent.. scientists are one step closer to recreating Shakespeare ..


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.

HUG? - Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower...

TAGS: hug bunny lawnmower
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by BlackNapalm

Kate - May 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWw....haha...cute bunny and hilarious poster!!
thehattinninja - March 10, 2009, 5:02 pm
the bunny was hiding the cadbury eggs, hence why i used the lawnmower.
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:24 pm
Brutally funny. 5 sick poodles from me.

HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..

TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by ratman

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064

DUCKFACE MONA IPHONE - Priceless work of a Photobomber

TAGS: mona lisa replica
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Swampfox - February 24, 2013, 5:07 pm
It's all about the lighting.
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:10 pm
You have disgraced my avatar. But nice work with the lip shadowing effect

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season

TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am

RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.

TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been ra**d, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have ***? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of ra** or inc***,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the *** happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected *** at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, p********s, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his a**ertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, f*** off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from f*** ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-***e Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for ra**, inc*** and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!

TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???

PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you

TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

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steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

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RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.

EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.

TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!

DAMN YOU - damn you all

TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.

VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.

TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

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Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am
true for every country. 5

THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L

IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You

TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.13/5

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salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.

THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.

TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - d*** Straight

TROLLING - An art form.

VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star

TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....

Jeremy Clarkson -

TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm
Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married

MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life

TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.52/5

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COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.

OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!

TAGS: humor funny *** texas bon** obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


TAGS: contradiction humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore

MONDAYS - I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

TAGS: mondays
Rating: 4.55/5

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Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:13 am
4.95, really... jerks

SELF-ESTEEM - Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

TAGS: beautiful monkey
Rating: 3.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:14 am

HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !

TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.88/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)

GIANT BAT - Bullshit, I know a demon when I see one.

TAGS: giant bat demon
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:33 pm

lolz n1
Verdeckt - June 6, 2011, 8:06 am
Bats to Ozzie: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!

MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."

MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.

TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.15/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


TAGS: napalm morbid kitd
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:14 pm
Kids got all these crazy ideas on how to make it, and suffice to say.... it doesn't work. something tells me these whipper snappers are using something other than what they're saying :-/
M0rd3kaI - March 22, 2012, 6:33 am
I already voted this 5L, and despite what I'm going to say, it stays 5L... am I the only one who noticed this: #77590
MercAlert - March 11, 2012, 6:14 pm
Fire is the great purifier, and napalm, its muse (not to mention thermite). I like fire. :]
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 12:05 am
Smells like... Victory.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
and the 5mell in the morning!!

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...

TIMING - really is everything

TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!

TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.

FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan

TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm
You should upload to Dig My Dog site

MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.

TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

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WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm

OSAMA: R.I.P. - He now joins Megatron at the bottom of the sea.

TAGS: humor osama
Rating: 4.49/5

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rmrm - December 8, 2011, 6:50 pm
Spock had the same funeral :D
50cal - May 2, 2011, 1:01 pm
They should have launched his body into the sun. That was the world could see via telescope is body floating to the sun.
Airman - May 2, 2011, 11:06 am
he sleeps with the fishes
MilDoc - May 2, 2011, 11:01 am
R.I.P....Rest In Pieces?!?
Bull - May 2, 2011, 9:30 am
thought R.I.P. was police code for ra** in progress?
CatEyes - May 2, 2011, 7:56 am
R.I.P. = Rapid Interment Program... hahahaha!
steph1 - May 2, 2011, 7:46 am
in peace? R.I.H. - rot in hell


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper

A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!

TAGS: funny humor squirrel
Rating: 3.91/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 10:15 pm
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 10:12 pm
I love it! 5 lions from me!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:41 am
LOL! 5 lions


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)

MEASURES - A knight in shining armor is a knight who has never had his metal tested For your armor after battle tells the story of who you truly are

TAGS: armor knight truth
Rating: 4.61/5

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powla412 - November 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
I want to buy this poster. How do I do that?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you mean :"mettle"?
demon001 - October 29, 2013, 9:32 pm
Did you means :"mettle"?
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:47 am
No comment required - 5L's well won, sir knight.

DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.

TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?

TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.

HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.71/5

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spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L

TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.

TOMORROW - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS.. - throw it a lemonade

TAGS: lemon
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:27 pm
Combu5tible Lemon5 that Burn your Hou5e Down!

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.

PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

TAGS: motivational
Rating: 4.81/5

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CatEyes - May 6, 2011, 12:37 am
nice point.
EntiTy - May 6, 2011, 12:09 am
if the key to failure is trying to please everyone shouldnt the key to success be to please only urself for wat is success but the perspecctive of ones self worth


~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - you should make lemonaid then find someone whoose life has given them vodka and have a party

TAGS: lemons
Rating: 3.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:16 pm
Personally I prefer the softness of cranberry juice with Vodka, but if all else fails...
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:54 am

against other citrus fruits groups?
CpnKangaroo - April 11, 2010, 6:07 pm
Ron white joke ftw

CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L

ASIAN EMO - because small penis is not good enough

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...